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Sunday
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Monday
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Tuesday
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Wednesday
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Thursday
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Friday
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Saturday
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September
Specials
Monday
- $3 Well Drinks
Tuesday - $2.50 Miller Lite and Miller High Life Bottles
Wednesday - $5 All Flavor Patron Shots & All Bombs
Thursday - $2.50 Budweiser and Bud Light Bottles
Friday - $5 All Flavor Patron Shots & All Bombs
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1
Liberty
Bell
comes to Philadelphia. Ring
the registers at Alcocks and make Frank happy.
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2 Bears
at
Browns
7
pm kickoff
Stop
by and watch the game at Alcocks, plenty of cold beer here!
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3
Sex
is like Bridge, if you don't have a good partner.....
you'd better have a good hand.
Ask Quinn.
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4
Happy
B-Day
Matt!
Don't
shoot the messenger, but the Hair Club for Men has a present for
you.
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5 Craig
is working tomorrow because he doesn't have to any other day of
the year.
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6
Closed for
Labor Day
Get those
BBQs going!
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7 Public
Schools open Annual
restraining order enforced against Sklena at all playgrounds
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8
Happy
B-Day
John Fusco U.N.
Literacy Day Today's
lesson....
Kettle One 101
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9 Zsa
Zsa Gabor convicted of slapping a police officer. Overheard
...
TJ screaming
"Harder, harder, I want more!"
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10
1st
TV Dinner
1953
Jocko
hasn't left the couch since.
This one never gets old.
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11 God
Bless
America We
will never forget
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12
Home
Opener Lions
@
Bears 12
pm kickoff
Ride
the Alcocks Express to and from Soldier Field
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13
Monday
Drink
Special
All
Well Drinks
(no calling)
are only $3
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14
Happy
B-Day
Frank Martello
and
Grandparents Day
two days ago
all
this celebrating has got to tire you out.
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15
Wednesday
Drink
Special
All
"Bombs"
and all
Flavored Patron Shots
are just
$5
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16
Thursday
Beer Special
Budweiser
and
Bud Light
bottles
are only
$2.50
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17
Yom
Kippur
begins at sundown
Stay
at Alcocks to avoid the mad rush to Skokie
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18
1st
Catholic Settlement in St. Augustine and
Father Bones presiding.
Tell the nuns to look out!
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19
Bears
@
Dallas
12
pm kickoff
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20 Happy
Anniversary
Craig & Linda Love
is a many splendored thing.
Smooch
Smooch
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21
Tuesday
Beer
Special
Miller
Lite
and
Miller High Life
bottles are only $2.50
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22
Happy
B-Day
Liz
"All
the things I like to do are either illegal, immoral or
fattening.
Let's eat cake!"
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23
Happy
B-Day
Joe Wiernik
First
Day of Autumn
and
a full moon!!
Oh Crap!!
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24
It
may be autumn but the sidewalk cafe is still open for your
dining pleasure.
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25
Overheard
by Joe Fusco...
"I drank too much last night and found an olive in my
urine!!"
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26
Happy
B-Day
Elliot!
Most
computer errors are caused by a loose nut between the chair and
the keyboard .
Happy B-Day you nut, you!!
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27
Are
you ready for some football??
Packers
@
Bears
7:30 pm kickoff
Get
here early, eat, drink and ride the Alcocks Express!
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28
15th
Anniversary
of
Wonder Bra
Craig
and Melinda show off their wares!!
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29
Don't
forget to ride the
Alcocks Express
to all Bears home games and try a slice of Reggie's pizza.
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30
What
part of the human anatomy occasionally drips and feels
good when blown?
Just
ask Frank!
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